Abducted by Hank

So you've been abducted by Hank... 

CAUTION: DO NOT WORRY

In a quiet corner of the cosmos lives Hank, a curious little alien with a heart of gold and an appetite for adventure. Unlike other travelers, Hank doesn’t explore to conquer—he explores to share. Wherever he lands, he leaves behind sparks of joy, laughter, and just a little bit of mischief.

Hank’s favorite destinations?

• Zestoria – a planet where the air smells like citrus and rivers sparkle like lemonade.

• Bubbleon – a fizzy world made entirely of bubbles, where locals bounce instead of walk.

• Glowtopia – a neon-lit land where every starry night is a fireworks show.

One day, Hank decided Earth deserved a sprinkle of his cosmic magic too. But instead of crash-landing in a spaceship, he tucked pieces of these worlds into soap—so when you lather up, you’re not just washing your hands… you’re traveling the galaxy with him.

And if you’re holding one of Hank’s soaps, congratulations: you’ve just been recruited as his newest co-pilot.

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-Captain Obvious (Rikki) of the Starship No Duh